Twas the night before the World Cup, when all through the house, not word was whispered without the name of Wayne Rooney leaving their mouth.
The Flag of St.George was hung in the garden with plenty of care, The referees learning English swear words is the current rumor... Oh what a scare!
The children were all nestled all snug in their beds, visions of England winning the World Cup all filling their heads.
When out on the lawn came a terrific clatter, it was a loud Yank screaming useless taunts, sort of like anti-matter.
Away from the window came an awful flash, Capello tore open the shutters screamed at the paparazzi "Hey what is this Trash!!??"
With the light of the moon shining down on their chest, Gerrard, Lampard, Rooney, Terry and of course all the rest, are aching to show the world that England are Best.
It's been ages and ages since England have won, and now that this tourney has nearly begun, it is the Time for our Hero Wayne Rooney to Shine. Now let's have fun watching USA, Italy, Germany, France, Brazil and the Argies have a Whine...
COME ON ENGLAND
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